The Convention of Fiends, Book 2:
You Were Warned
Magdalena Wallace is back! The world’s greatest writer survived the novel designed to kill readers, and now she needs to save humanity … and all the monsters, too. In addition to her delightful non-binary golem friend, the compulsively foul-mouthed King of Trolls, and the fan favorite lesbian vampire, this adventure has baby werewolves! Maybe a dragon? Certainly a lot of social commentary and existential dread. A moderate amount of dismemberments and exsanguinations. And jokes!
“Be warned: This book is packed with monsters, comedy, action, romance, and adorable werewolf pups!”
-Karen Eisenbrey, author of Ego & Endurance, the Daughter of Magic series, and the St. Rage duology
“It’s action-packed, filled with fantastic creatures, hilarious, and sharp. We meet so many characters and return to an awesome one who is at the intersection of identities and, honestly, an inspiration.”-Zaji Cox, author of Plums for Months: Memories of a wonder-filled, neurodivergent childhood
“Benjamin Gorman is at least three goblins in a trench coat. …There is no other logical explanation.”
-Maren Anderson, author of Sparks, who is at least three winged unicorns in an off-the-shoulder, A-line dress
Don’t Read This Book and You Were Warned are available everywhere now.
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