Marriage is great.
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My wife, Paige, just told me I need to go to the store to pick something up for her. She can't go because
A) She's in her pajamas.
B) She's not wearing make-up.
For the record
A) I am in my pajamas.
B) I am not wearing make-up.
But I am going to change clothes and go to the store.
In the eternal contest of who-loves-whom-more, I just want it noted that I am winning tonight.
(Sure, she bore my child and all, but I am willing to defy my own sense of logical consistency for her benefit, so... um...)
A) She's in her pajamas.
B) She's not wearing make-up.
For the record
A) I am in my pajamas.
B) I am not wearing make-up.
But I am going to change clothes and go to the store.
In the eternal contest of who-loves-whom-more, I just want it noted that I am winning tonight.
(Sure, she bore my child and all, but I am willing to defy my own sense of logical consistency for her benefit, so... um...)